TRASH INPUT, TRASH OUTPUT: A REVIEWER'S NIGHTMARE

Let me tell you, this thingamajig is a total lemon. It's like the developers took all the terrible ideas they could find and stuffed them into one clunky package. I mean, seriously, the guidebook are about as understandable as a foreign language. You'd think with all the promotion surrounding this toy, it would actually function. But nope, it's ju